Finally,its my Twitter Buffday!!!

Finally, its my twitter buffday!!!!! 365 days, 8760 hrs, 525600 mins.(yels ke, you see things quantitatively after studying Physics for 5 years) and what have i got to show for it: 265 friends, 164 followers, 4132 tweets, 2 lists. Hmmmm not bad since i used to think FaceBook was the best invention after Google. Aint it funny how twitter is so much like High School "errmm make i no form" secondary school i mean to say, where you've got cliqs and things. How you desperately try to get peoples attention or how some folks wont tweet at you cos your tweets aint followed by "From Ubertwitter" or "Twitter for Blackberry", piece of advice; www.deydere.com, me i am #TeamNokia like that.Its a place where you meet the 'Have beens', 'Still Beeing', and the 'WannaBes'. Funny how folks be tweeting "BE down in a sec, gotta get sumfin upstairs" when na bungalow you dey. But as @na2baba talk am, Nobody holy pass. i've got a few i am guilty of, the kind you CAT as #feelamongtweet. All them tweets about football and tennis - ha ha ha- one word/ sentence - all na lie (i no dey watch am). How about "Cereal for Breakfast" Ni Bo (for where) na ogi and things boys dey swallow, ok then before we lose track of things "He without sin should cast the first stone"

Hmmm...........thinking back to my first day on twitter (which is highly synonymous to my first day in school) i was like 140 characters for what????? abi na my settings. wait wait or better still my favourite twitter term "Parkwell", dont blame me now, on FaceBook we've got space for WAEC/ NECO english essay (420 Words na beans) but #isthatwhywearehere. Then came the @ sign (mention), # sigh (Harsh tag), RT, TT ati be be lo. i was completely lost but as a KD sharp guy now, i applied for Tweetorials S/O to my tweacher @eggheader.

Yawns, its 3:15am (Reality Check), i knew it; i was never going to finish this - distracted as usual!!!!!!! but Serz, i am grateful to my Twifam, including those who aint following me......lol. They make twitter what it is, FUN. Imaging having a bad day and logging on to twiiter you see convos like "adahnna: buying akara near by RT @Swagnificient LMAO RT @Rikokomasta: woke up with a boner this morning" you cant help but laugh your sorrow away, or my personal favourite Twitter Fights - those things can be so Hilarious. i am sure you guys still remember "I know what you did for BB". About the TT's, i know its quite simple but tell that to a newbie/ FaceBook convert e.g #RantaboutANTS, and you have those TT's that get you laughing even before you hit the keypad/keyboard like #joor #DearFutureWife #CelebPerfumes #onlyin9ja #ThingsthatmakemeSMH etc. Good, that reminds me of twitter abbreviations, at first i thought it was some new kind of programming language CYDM, SMH, KMT, BYOB, KMFT,FB, LMBO.

But all thesame, life goes on. No matter how many people i try to convert from FB to twitter, they never get past the Welcome page.....SMH abi...........Big S/O to all my TWIFAM ori yin pe joor. If you've read this far then i owe you an apology, it aint even my Twitter Buyday yet, its just one of my futile attempt to #feelamong, you know try my hands at this thing called Blogging - Gotcha!!!!!!!! but if my SORRY/ PELE/ BIKO/ YANKURI no do you then you can like go down the street go hug Nepa transformer and give birth to independent power sources.

PS: For the Gbagaun hunters, dont bother my word processor being screaming PISHAUN all morning. i remain @s_Hotzs